Gladstone to host state football playoffs

The Oregon School Activities Association has asked permission to hold the 1A State Semi-finals for 8-man football at Gladstone High School. The games will be this Saturday, November 24. The OSAA will rent the facility from Gladstone School District, and the Booster Club will run the concession stands. Crane will play Mohawk at noon; South Wasco County faces Imbler at 4:00 p.m.

Gladstone already has a reputation for putting on great track meets. This is an excellent opportunity for us to further showcase the Gladstone community and our wonderful stadium. Volunteers are needed, in shifts, between 11:30 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. E-mail the Booster Club (president@gladstoneboosters.org) and let them know when you would be available to help out. By showing the OSAA that we can host games and provide a quality atmosphere, our district wll be in line for more events (and income) in the future.

Remember, snack shack volunteers get to specify a contribution from the profits in the amount of $10 to the GHS sport of their choice, and high school kids 15 and older can work and get community service credit hours.

Network television worth watching

Despite the reported demise of network television, there are three primetime dramas I'm watching on a consistent basis. You might check them out, especially if you've liked the shows I used to like: Wise Guy, Murder One, Homicide: Life on the Street, The West Wing, Shark.

"Journeyman" (Monday 10 p.m., NBC) - Dan Vasser travels back in time, now and then, but doesn't know why. Complicating matters are his job as a newspaper columnist, his brother the police detective, his former love interest who supposedly had died some years earlier but turns out also to be a time traveler, his wife who was formerly his brother's love interest, his young son who once accidentally observed his dad's "magic"...it's a lot of balls to keep in the air at once. Set in San Francisco, it's a nice change of pace from the usual L.A., Chicago or Seattle. Reed Diamond is the only cast member I was familiar with previously, due to his work as Detective Mike Kellerman in "Homicide: Life on the Street." Interesting cultural and historical snippets are interspersed, such as Nixon's resignation, Neil Young playing the Winterland and the 1989 Bay Area earthquake.

"Life" (Wednesday 10 p.m., NBC) - I think this show is actually starting to generate a little buzz. It stars Damian Lewis, most familiar for playing paratrooper Dick Winters in the HBO drama series "Band of Brothers." He's been released from jail after serving a number of years for a crime he didn't commit. The resulting lawsuit has put this complex, Zen-like character back on the job &mdash as a police detective. It also made him rich, so he and his financial advisor, a former white-collar criminal he met in prison (played by Adam Arkin of "Northern Exposure," "Chicago Hope") live in a fabbo mansion. Not everyone on the force believes he was wrongly convicted, so much conflict ensues as he tries to both do his job and figure who framed him to start with.

"Numb3rs" (Friday 10 p.m., CBS) - Speaking of "Northern Exposure," this drama stars Rob Morrow as FBI agent Don Eppes, whose genius math-whiz brother helps him track down criminals and solve crimes. Math is everywhere, you know. Also features Judd Hirsch ("Taxi," "Dear John") and Peter McNichol, as well as a really cool bungalow in Pasadena.

The big plays

Dennis Dixon going down early in Oregon's game against Arizona was, obviously, huge. Kwame Agyeman's fumble at the end of the fake punt was big, too. But I'm focused on three other key plays that I think were difference makers.

• The pass dropped in the end zone. It hit the receiver right in the number and would have put Arizona down a quick 15-0.
  
• Cason's punt return for touchdown. The back judge was so intent on where to drop his bean bag that he blew the obvious illegal block that sprung Cason. The play should have come back.
  
• Grigsby's one-yard run. Late in the fourth quarter, trailing by only seven points, the Ducks intially stopped the Arizona running back well short of the first down. But a great second effort got Grigsby over the line to gain for a fourth-down conversion, and Arizona subsequently moved the ball into field goal position and put the game out of reach.

It wasn't the Ducks' night. It also wasn't ESPN's night. Fowler spent the entire first half mis-identifying the Duck who dropped the pass in the end zone (it wasn't Williams). According to one of Fowler's play calls, Stewart ran up the middle and fumbled but the fumble was recovered by Leaf; in actuality, Leaf had the ball the entire time. Later, WR Derrick Jones dropped (another) pass; when they put up a follow-up shot to get his reaction on the bench, they got the wrong number 6 and showed Walter Thurmond III. And they never did correctly pronounce the name of Oregon's kicker. Finally, maybe this is just me, but what the guys with the microphones interpreted as a lack of life, hope and enthusiasm on the Oregon sidelines after Dixon's injury I took to be a lack of panic. I think the Ducks were confident that Leaf and the rest of the team were going to find a way to win.

Missing passed classmates

We haven't lost many classmates from the GHS Class of 1980, at least as far as I know. Russ Jones and Tim Gorman come quickly to mind. We lost another this past weekend. Caroline Meyer was a star of our High-Q team and, along with her brother, one of the smartest people I've ever met.

Here is her obituary from The Oregonian:

Caroline F. Meyer
A memorial service will be at 3 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007, in Ross Hollywood Chapel for Caroline F. Meyer, who died Nov. 10 of cancer at age 44.

Caroline Meyer was born Dec. 9, 1962, in Wheelus Air Base, Libya. She graduated from Portland State University and was an underwriter for Standard Insurance.

Survivors include her father, John; sister, Catherine; brother, Patrick; and companion, Mark Fleming.

Remembrances to the Oregon Zoo. Arrangements by Ross Hollywood.

Not a valid reason

The two ballot measures clogging the airwaves in the run-up to this November's election are generating no shortage of misleading arguments. The most ridiculous of them is the anti-50 message telling us we "shouldn't mess with our constitution." What is sometimes forgotten is that the Oregon constitution is not at all like the relatively pristine, high-minded United States constitution. As noted in a Corvallis Gazette-Times editorial earlier this week, our state constitution "is more of a legislature- and voter-approved dumping ground than the New Jersey salt marshes" and has been amended 24 times in the past eight years alone. If I'm not mistaken, something like 240 amendments have been tacked onto Oregon's constitution.

I also don't buy the argument that taxing a product seeing diminshing use—and that we all hope disappears—is unwise because then that funding also disappears. But do you realize how much healthcare money we will save by taxing cigarettes out of existence? And how many fewer kids will start smoking due to the expense?

Regardless, you might find a reason to vote against Measure 50. But the fact that it changes the Oregon constitution really shouldn't be one of them.

Another voice talks about one of the jewels of Gladstone

West Linn writer Cornelia Becker Seigneur has discovered the Happy Rock Coffee Company on Portland Avenue in downtown (no giggling when you say that!) Gladstone. Read her very nice take on the local atmosphere here.

4A Football: Somebody's not paying attention

Gladstone and Cascade have the same record and similar results on a game-by-game basis. But somehow, barely a week removed from defeating Cascade, the Gladiators are ranked behind the Cougars in the new poll. Fortunately, this isn't like the BCS; in the long run, the polls don't matter, only the playoffs.

A Night of Celebration

Hey, Gladstoners. Just in case you’re interested, I have eight four two remaining raffle tickets at $25 each for one prize of $4,000 in travel vouchers. Only 600 tickets will be sold, and all proceeds support the Gladstone Education Foundation. The drawing will be this Saturday night—need not be present to win. Saturday is the GEF dinner auction fundraiser; if you aren’t already attending but are interested in doing so, give Tammy Tracy (some of you might remember her as Tammy Davis) a call at 503-650-2577 or visit this Web site: www.gladstone.k12.or.us/.

Some of you have already donated auction items for this event; thank you very much for doing that. Anyone who would like me to set aside one or more raffle tickets for them, just drop me a line with your address and phone number in the next couple days.

Also, this Friday night is the Homecoming football game. The boys are having a very good season, and the facility features a new track and synthetic playing surface that is fantastic, so come have a look. Those of you in the Class of 1980, following up on Ted’s idea, how about we gather near the snack shack in the northwest corner at the end of the first quarter? (Just so you know what you've been missing out on, Diane's niece was homecoming queen last year.)

Small-town barber shops are the best

If you're a guy and you go somewhere other than a classic downtown storefront barber shop of between one and four chairs, you are missing an experience that will help complete your training as a male of the species. What's there? No "Cosmopolitan" or "Us Weekly" magazine. Maybe "Time" or "Newsweek," and almost always a couple years' worth of "Outdoor Life" and "Sports Illustrated." Sometimes there's a television, in case there's a ballgame on, or golf; if not, reruns of COPS will do. But best of all (besides a fine haircut at a reasonable price) is the local flavor. By that, of course, I mean the characters.

A couple days ago I visited a fine local example of this institution on Gladstone's Portland Avenue. On this particular day, Ton, the proprietor, didn't have much to say, but that was mainly because he could not get a word in edgewise. The leader of the day's discussion just preceded me in through the door, but he graciously offered to let me go ahead. I told him I was on vacation and not in a particular hurry, but he informed me that he was coming up on 87 years of age and had been on vacation 20 straight years. So I was next.

I think the guy just wrapping up in the chair knew what was coming, because when he was finished, he didn't leave; he just took a seat.

During the course of my haircut, we covered a lot of ground. Howard Hobson had refereed this gentleman's eighth-grade football game; I'm not sure I exactly followed the story that Mr. Hobson flattened a mouthy head coach with one post-game punch. (BTW, this would have been about six years before Hobby led the Tall Firs of the University of Oregon to the first NCAA basketball championship.) Did you know Tommy Prothro was played quarterback in the 1942 Rose Bowl game that was played in North Carolina due to onset of the war with Japan? (I knew it had been played there, didn't know Prothro was involved.) At Oregon State, I learned, Coach Prothro always had a couple cases of Coke handy; "The Pumpkin" (that's Dee Andros for any latecomers), on the other hand, kept a keg of beer nearby. And the Oregon State baseball squad defeated Oregon two out of three during my conversational partner's time on campus in Corvallis. I couldn't really figure out if he actually played ball for the Beavers, but he did tell me that Oregon's baseball coach was the legendary Len Casanova; "heckuva football coach, but he didn't know much about baseball."

Our conversation wasn't completely limited to sports. Too many countries have the A-bomb. Stay healthy by walking an hour and a half every day ("that's your job"). At some point, this world isn't going to be able to handle all the people on it. China and India now have as many people as the Earth's entire population in the '30s.

That was probably about half of what we went through. I don't know how long I was there, but it seemed like the fastest haircut I ever had. And before I left, it was pointed out to me that someday I'd be eligible to pay the same price he does; those age 65 and better pay $10 instead of $12. Well, I've got a few years to go yet. But if every visit to the barber shop is as interesting and entertaining as this one, there's no doubt about the value of that extra two dollars.

Baker History: College Football

I'm initiating a page on Ralph "Moon" Baker, my great uncle and an All-American halfback at Northwestern University in the 1920s. The triple-threat halfback led the Wildcats to a tie for the Big Ten conference title in 1926. He was named to the College Football Hall of Fame in 1981. Only my uncle Gerald (Dad's older brother) rivals Ralph in gridiron accomplishments (a running back for Wesleyan University, he was pictured alongside the great Jim Brown of Syracuse in a Sports Illustrated college football preview issue). See link at left.

Observations on a late-night stroll

Somebody remind me why we can't put an adequate public library on the property near the intersection of Webster and Oatfield.

If you live in the area of Stonehill, Barbary, Ridgegate and Stonewood (or pretty much anywhere else north of Kenmore or east of Oatfield, take the dog food and the cat food off your back porch. It's attracting racoons.

It seems like sprinklers on the baseball field at Kraxberger could be set so they don't make mud pits of first base and home plate every night. I can't imagine any benefits to watering dirt.

Baseball is a funny game

I've always enjoyed those famous utterances and insights from days gone by, such as the famous "Ninety percent of baseball is half mental" from Yogi Berra. Or this gem from San Diego play-by-play man Jerry Coleman: "There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!"

There are a couple recent entries. Earlier this month I was watching the Mariners face the Pirates on television. The Pirates catcher, according to broadcaster Dave Sims, eased into second base "with his 11th triple of the year." And I spotted this in one of the Seattle newspapers: "As far as all that other stuff, it's bridge under the water for me," said Reds first baseman Scott Hatteberg.

Playing catch-up

After a couple weeks of doing a really bad job coming up with a substantive topic to share, I find myself needing to bust out a series of random thoughts that have been bouncing around in my head. See if any ring true for you.

• Are any other Ducks getting tired of being asked why Oregon doesn't have a baseball team? I've taken to saying it's for the same reason Oregon State doesn't have a track team.


• Meanwhile, the Duck contingent at work got a good chuckle out of the photo of OSU fan in Omaha with the sign proudly proclaiming that she is a "BEAVER BELIVER." ("I wonder if she needs a liever transplant," says my friend David.) It reminds me of the giant banner that hung on the outfield fence at Goss Stadium last year, courtesy of Arbor Custom Homes: "GO BEAVER'S"


• There are some really amazing people on the Gladstone Education Foundation board.


• Have you ever been to the Wonders of Wildlife museum in Springfield, Missouri? It's an extraordinary place. But there's one thing that has always bothered me. I can deal with "Adopt a Whatever," but this outfit invites you to "Become a Parent." Well, hold on one second! Writing a check to "adopt a madagascar hissing cockroach" does not make anyone a parent. Calling these supporters "parents" really demeans and diminishes actual parents of human beings, adoptive or not. It just rankles me that things like nurturing, guidance, dedication, etc., are being ignored in a cheap effort to tug at heartstrings and wallets.


• Shouldn't I be able to listen to a baseball game on the radio (the Mariners, in this case) on a Sunday afternoon and not have a promo for other station programming (I believe it was Jim Rome's show) spend its entire 60 seconds blabbing about sex and orgies and how much sex somebody in the NBA has had and lot of sex and orgies and, uh let's see...oh, yeah, sex—all with a 7-year-old and a 14-year-old in the car with me? C'mon, KFXX, you can do better. Baseball should be safe for families, even on the radio.


• Next time you're in Lincoln City, give Momiji a try for some great Japanese food. I loved the udon in particular. They've been on Hwy 101 near SW 51st for awhile and have now opened an outpost up the road in the Tanger Outlet Center.


• More baseball: I'm not a big fan of the Internet when it comes to athletes who aren't even out of high school. Too much toxicity, not enough responsibility. But the boys in the Class of 2011 have a lot going for them. They are currently 12-4 at the Junior Baseball "Senior Federal" level and have been bouncing around between second and fourth place all season, in a 12-team league populated almost entirely of 5A and 6A teams. They should be fun to watch in the years ahead.

Until next time...

A commercial word

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www.lemonyourwidmer.com
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We're all a bit odd, somehow. Immortalize your oddity in cardboard, or vote for others bold enough to want to.

Portland Ave.

The city is in the middle of an evaluation process regarding business and traffic (or lack thereof) in downtown Gladstone. I appreciate being able to get a haircut in downtown Gladstone for half of what it would cost me in downtown Portland. But good ideas for viable businesses are hard to come by. I do recall, though, that when the center turn lane was added to Portland Avenue some years ago, it became more difficult for intersecting traffic to see oncoming vehicles. Unless that center lane is important as temporary parking for delivery trucks, I wouldn't mind seeing it go away.

Click for Google Maps image of downtown Gladstone

If you're personally interested in this topic, there's a community forum scheduled for 6:30 p.m. June 14 at the Senior Center.

News and (my) commentary

Two items in last night's local television newscasts struck me as just plain wrong. Now, I'm not one of those "all media are bad, and biased, and stupid, and controlling the agenda" types. But there are definitely moments when you have to wonder what they're thinking.

Earlier this week, a man was shot and killed by Portland police officers after he screamed he was going to shoot someone and then pointed a loaded shotgun at the officers. The news last night on our CBS affiliate was that the "victim" had been identified. Victim? Victim of what? Certainly not the police, though that was the implication. Maybe of his own stupidity or mental instability. But calling him a victim in this story made it seem like he was wrongly shot by the police. And that struck me as wrong.

Meanwhile, on our NBC affiliate ran a story about a group of seniors at a area high school who dug up a lawn on campus and planted "SENIORS 07" and a giant peace sign in flowers. Only one student has admitted to participating. Among the ridiculous details:
(1) The news station calls this a "prank"; it's actually criminal vandalism.
(2) All those other students are letting Maggie twist in the wind on this; she may want to choose some new friends.
(3) Maggie doesn't want to "out the other kids" and her mother, amazingly, says she doesn't want to encourage her to do so. Mom, sorry to resort to name-calling, but you are an idiot. When a crime has been committed, you cooperate. You're fortunate the school has handled this themselves rather than calling the police.
(4) Maggie apparently has received calls and offers of monetary assistance to pay the fine that stems from this prank/vandalism (since, as the only identified perpetrator, she is on the hook for all the damages). I was astonished to hear the news anchor editorialize at the end of the report that it's "good to see that Maggie is getting some support." Are you kidding? Support for what? Damaging school property? Withholding information about the commission of a crime? For this she deserves "support" and we're supposed to be glad?

Facts and accountability

On the morning of the election in our fair city last week, an anonymous (to me, anyway; I have no idea who sent it) e-mail was sent out to some Gladstone residents, ostensibly to support a particular school board candidate. Among the smears, half-truths, misleading statements and outright lies in this long, virtually unreadable missive entitled "vote for a change" from "werteachers4life@yahoo.com" was this gem:

"Neighbor Vicki Baker told candidate Janet Simmons her children were rude and weren't allowed to play with Vicki Bakers children anymore and went on to tell Janet that her neighbors all hated her and Vicki hoped Janet and her family moved out of Gladstone and Janet should have never thought about running against Leslie Everson with out telling her. What kind of behavior is this? Janet was so scared and intimidated by Vicki she thought about pulling her name from running for a Board position and that is why she isn't in the voters pamphlet. She was too intimidated and distraught to file."

If you were able to follow that, congratulations; it's like Vanessa Huxtable channeling William Faulkner. But more to the point, it's sadly lacking much basis in reality. Make no mistake, Vicki can handle her own fights, especially with people unwilling to own up to the words they write. So less to defend her honor and more in hopes that this writer (if I'm not being too generous) would see the error of his or her ways, I chose that day to respond as follows:

I have no idea who you are, but you've professed to be interested in facts and accountability [this was a significant theme of the e-mail], so you should probably reconsider at least this portion of the "vote for a change" e-mail you sent out this morning...

Point by point:

- "Vicki Baker told candidate Janet Simmons her children were rude and weren't allowed to play with Vicki Bakers children anymore..." Never happened. What actually happened was completely unrelated to the campaign and Janet's candidacy. My son had observed what he felt like was rude behavior by Janet's boys toward his sister. He's very protective of her and suggested to her that maybe she shouldn't play with them. That's it. Vicki never said any such thing to our kids nor to Janet.

- "...went on to tell Janet that her neighbors all hated her and Vicki hoped Janet and her family moved out of Gladstone" Never happened. What she actually said was that she'd discussed the matter with a couple neighbors who expressed surprise that Janet hadn't told Leslie she intended to run for the seat. She also said she'd heard from a third party that Janet (and family?) had considered moving out of the neighborhood, which might be a good idea if she doesn't like her neighbors.

- Told Janet she "should have never thought about running against Leslie Everson with out telling her." Yeah, that's true. [And rightly so.] Janet and Leslie live almost across the street from each other; directly telling someone who has been a good and helpful neighbor for a number of years that you intend to run against her for the school board would seem to be the courteous thing to do. But Janet didn't extend that courtesy, and, as you say, what kind of behavior is that?

So because most of these things never happened, I'm quite unclear as to what role Vicki had in making Janet so intimidated and distraught that she couldn't bring herself to file information for the voter's guide, and I really don't see what an e-mail supporting Joe has to do with Janet or Vicki. But I invite you to share the above facts with your original "vote for a change" distribution list.

Did you follow that? This e-mail message overall wasn't even about Janet, much less Vicki, who isn't running for anything except groceries. Why the writer (there's that word again) thought this paragraph bolstered the argument in favor of voting for Joe is a mystery. Anyway, that was last Tuesday. As of last night I hadn't heard back from werteachers4life@yahoo.com or otherwise heard that they had taken any corrective action. A reminder seemed to be in order:

Have you sent out the corrections...to your “vote for a change” distribution list? You’ll recall that you’ve come out (though anonymously, as far as I can tell) as strongly favoring accountability and publicizing the facts. The decent and accountable thing for you to do would be to share this factual information with your list in order to correct the misinformation—someone less charitable might call them lies—you disseminated last week. So that I know you’ve chosen to do the right thing, be sure to CC: me when you send it out.

It's 24 hours later, and werteachers4life@yahoo.com has not mustered the will to do the right thing. Mind you, whatever the nature and depth of their disagreement, Janet and Vicki have apparently both already set it aside and moved on. It's too bad this person has failed, even anonymously, to own up to the facts and correct his or her libelous message.

Hit-and-run genius

My mother-in-law's brother and his wife were involved in a hit-and-run accident yesterday. Well, "involved" hardly seems like the right word; "victimized" is probably more accurate. But besides the welcome news that they weren't seriously injured, I'm pleased to report that the impact tore the front bumper off the perpetrator's van, and yes, the license plate was still on it. Plus, the van trailed liquid all the way home, where a drunk 20-year-old was located and invited to spend the night in jail. I predict his mom's insurance carrier is about to become more profitable.

While I'm on the topic of crime...I'm not a regular reader of the police blotter in our local daily newspaper. But I've noticed twice in recent months that a theft has been reported in the 500 block of Portland Avenue. Among the buildings located in the 500 block of Portland Avenue is our local police department. Now that's some bold thievin'!

All politics is local

Today is Election Day in these parts. For us, that pretty much means just the school board. And in contrast to the often boring races, this year’s campaign has featured some intrigue. Most of the seats are contested, and there are some pretty clear choices if you look just below the surface of the typical political platitudes.

One candidate distributed a flier throughout town (I wonder if he got the required permit?) that was remarkable for the amount of misleading information it contained. For example, it claimed his opponent had failed to attend every budget committee meeting. I happened to see his opponent at a Little League softball game a couple days after the flier went out, so I asked her about it. There has been exactly ONE of these meetings, and yes she did miss it—at the time the meeting notice went out, Comcast had some sort of Microsoft-related glitch causing some e-mails to not get delivered and she never got the meeting notice. But I guess the flier is sort of accurate in that regard; as she has missed every meeting—all one of them.

It also mentioned that spending is up (well, yes, after a down period, the state did come through with some additional funding that allowed some class sizes to be reduced), then juxtaposed that against a lower test scores statistic. Maybe you’ve heard that you can make numbers say anything you want, and that’s pretty much what’s happened here. The flier’s author took last year’s 10th grade test scores, which were among the lowest since testing began at the beginning of the century, and compared them to one year when a class had some of the highest scores recorded. Two data points, of course, do not make a trend, and there will always be differing levels of achievement from class to class, especially in smaller districts. He didn’t show the complete scores trend from year to year, though, nor from other classes, because revealing all the relevant information would have caused his argument to fall apart.

There was also some baseless whining about bond money going to salaries (which is closely regulated by law and by the terms of the bond measure) and a technology center which is claimed to be on the “back burner” (it’s actually a key centerpiece of how the bond money is going to be used).

Oh, and the rumors! That’s been the fun part. According to the rumor mill, my wife “verbally attacked” a neighbor regarding a school board race. Mind you, this neighbor came over to our place to approach my wife, not the other way around. And another neighbor happened to be about 15 feet away when this supposedly occurred; all he saw (and all that really happened) was a conversation. That’s just one of the silly examples.

A lot of this apparently started because a small group of citizens can’t be persuaded that it might be worth spending $10,000 to investigate ways to make sure the $40 million bond is utilized to have the greatest possible positive impact on our kids. But that’s another story.

Vote, vote, vote!

Caring even less about the NBA

Just when I was starting to get interested in rooting for the Golden State Warriors, Baron Davis and Jason Richardson proved themselves to be little more than two-bit thugs. Davis is trying to say his cheap shot "wasn't nothing," but to me it looked like Todd Bertuzzi taking out Steve Moore. (See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Bertuzzi) Both should be suspended for at least one game.