13 April 2008

Coming soon to a windshield near you

Don't cars come with ash trays any longer? They all have them, don't they? So why does the knucklehead in front of me feel the need to send his burning cigarette butt airborne, in the direction of my car's grille? If you are a cigarette smoker, here's my message to you: Throwing burning material from your car is illegal, it's a fire hazard, and it could initiate a road rage incident. Face facts—your clothes and your car already smell, so just keep that stinky stub in there with you.